Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
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Don’t cook it too high! What was yr method? Ugh so jealous I wanna get hi w u
i followed the instructions of my longtime drug advisoress terra-delu and i’m pretty sure they came out fine i just didn’t use enough of the stuff so they only got me very slightly buzzed
that’s going on my resume for certain :>