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Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."



"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."


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12 Tone System - 3 Philly 1-12-97

tim on keys, eric on bass

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Gyre Vertigo


Gyre Vertigo

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Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

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RGB Colorspace Atlas, a cubed book depicting every color imaginable


RGB Colorspace Atlas, a cubed book depicting every color imaginable

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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cash4gore replied to your post: fuck it im gonna make firecrackers aga…

Don’t cook it too high! What was yr method? Ugh so jealous I wanna get hi w u

i followed the instructions of my longtime drug advisoress terra-delu and i’m pretty sure they came out fine i just didn’t use enough of the stuff so they only got me very slightly buzzed

that’s going on my resume for certain :>

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